Oh noes! 10,000 was just the other month, Shirly?

You can give me an answer and I'll ask you a question, or just ask me a straightforward question or whatever. Let's mix it up. You can write me a poem that I have to respond to in poetry too. I like haikus. Write me one.

NB: I've just had a week off work so don't be surprised if I don't reply immediately because I'll have a backload of shit to work through tomorrow.