i cant turn the volume down...every time i wrestle it down to a decent level, it waits a moment and then starts ignorantly skipping back up to 100. which seems awful loud this time of night.
surely a technological malfunction couldnt inspire such fiendish behaviour...especially just as i was about to get snug and tuck into some grub.
so it looks like ive got a ghost in my tv remote. am i going to have to get yvette fielding round to warble under the table before i can watch gilmore gi....i mean, the latest stephen poliakoff drama?
in related news, last night, exasperated by a freinds love of most haunted, i declared that im going to kill myself just so i can do a ghost shit on yvettes flossy little bob. what an odious cunt she is.