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hello i'm new, i like music and witty banter too, lets be friends!
he was all like omg i like this NHS song but i have no others and i was all like TAKE THIS JABESTER.
we're friends. now what?
yeah, she likes that"
I've got my lawyers waiting to put a restraining order out.
have a joint birthday party and invite all our friends, most of them will get on but probably some of them wont, but what can you do?
such a rookie mistake...
i've been here, like, 2 months. i'm practically part of the furniture
I can still say hi! But you had to be rude about it :(
but i was joking! hi katti, who's your favourite dictator?
you asking that AGAIN?
because you didn't answer me last time. it's because it's Hitler isn't it, you big Nazi
I can assure you it is NOT Hitler. That bastard. Other than that... I have no answer XD
oh well, at least i tried to bring out the inner Nazi in you... i won't let this rest until i find out ;)
but the inner Naziiiiii...yiiikes! lol.
Damnit I just have to make up one then! Now I have to go read about different ones:( is wikipedia any good you think?
all are pretty evil dickheads
what an assssss. FORCED ABORTION. pshh.
and you wanted my FAV dictator? Never gonna happen Im afraid!
i'm only joking about it, i hate the thought of dictators, they all seem to such utter, utter cunts.
you'll LOVE penisland.com
im pen14, you can be pen15!
it's probably easier to spot written down (HAHAHA YOU'RE A PENIS)
and i'm proud of it
than watch tv and have a couple of brews.
We're gonna pass out on the couch alright
the promise of banter was misleading?
im suing this shit.
"Drowned in Sound" as "Dave"
they both begin with the letter 'D'
You've already been fantastic, you may be my new best friend.
Oh and I sent you a PM about Iceland. Do you know where to find your inbox?
how exciting! i'll look at it in just a sec
Well, goodnight umm [user], as we don't know your real name.
or Robbie or whatever
T.V. party tonight!
T.V. party tonight!
T.V. party tonight!
We're gonna have a T.V. party tonight!
We're gonna have a T.V. party alright!
We've got nothing better to do
Than watch T.V. and have a couple of brews
All our friends are gonna hang out here tonight
Don't talk about anything else
We don't wanna know!
To our favorite shows!
We sit glued to the T.V. set all night
And every night!
Why go into the outside world at all?
It's such a fright!
T.V. news shows what it's really like out there
It's a scare!
You can go out if you want
We wouldn't dare!
I wouldn't be without my T.V. for a day
Or even a minute!
Don't even bother to use my brain anymore
There's nothing left in it!
Wait a minute! My T.V. set doesn't work!
What are we gonna do tonight? This isn't fair!
We've got nothing left to do
With no T.V. and just a couple of brews
What are we gonna talk about?
I don't know!
We're gonna miss our favorite shows!
NO T.V. PARTY TONIGHT!
exactly like that
I thought "i bet this is joshy". but it wasn't, it was YOU.
I got a six pack, and nothin' to do.
Strip naked, and run down your street. We'll know if you've done it.
I'm moving in this week. Drinks should be in order.
which means theres a month of me earning FUCK ALL. Ah well, its happening soon enough I suppose.
1) Which record should soundtrack a breakup?
2) Which is better 'Boxer' or 'Aligator'?
3) How do you get people you fancy to notice your existence?
You have to be able to call upon your opinions on the answers to each of these three in order to fully appreciate this site.
2) Boxer no question imo
3) i usually rub my own shit into my chest then follow them around in the nude, usually sitting around 4 or 5 metres away from them. Works every time.
although you got question 1 and 2 wrong.
i hope 3 is true.
everyone should be made to do this quiz before they can get their login
not working well on me MAC.
i like how many times black flag have been quoted