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i would find this interesting.
and people love you?
Damn. Alright for some.
thoughts exactly! no-one loves meh :(
"Thanks hun! We're at The Eden Project. Last day of our holiday so we've got a long drive home tonight. Hope you're well x x x"
the thought of the eden project fills me with interest...i'm not joking, i've never been.
'A jigsaw falling into place. A cheffy cheffy cheff. Still can't think of a good gamertag.'
Ha not yet. Got no road tax till mon so takin it easy
very interesting, no?
meeting at 5 would have been more interesting, it would have meant we didn't miss the fucking train...
where were you venturing?
from Farnborough, the trains come roughly once a year
is very intriguing!
I told him it was okay because I made it look cool. That was his reply.
People forget though, and send me them, and then are like, "didn't you get my text?" I hate the world.
I'll translate -
"A huge favor - can you take May for a walk? I'll give you whatever you want in return..but if it's too late then nevermind"
is it in?
may is my flatmate's dog.
oh got another one just now - "Thanks!!"
language on predictatext?
of taking a month of the year for a walk are enough to melt my tiny mind.
"there's a 'post your last text' thread on DiS, so post this one! :) xx"
thread IS FAMOUS!! well...kind of..in my mind.
why would you post that?! actually, the texter is much worse than you.
okay, the last REAL one.
"ok. no trouble. fancy coming out for a wee drinkie?"
i have a life outside of dis you know! it just might not seem like it at the time because i am off work and sentenced to bed rest. you horrible man, taking the piss out of ill people. does it make you feel big? eh? eh?
have you gotten to work this year at all?
Like anyone would so be fired here if they were you. I'm ill too, I can't say anything properly.
"Send her a message. You like her. She likes you. You have nothing to lose."
If you like her and she likes you then stand under her balcony in the moonlight and serenade her.
'Send her a message' indeed.
on your Shakespere before the new term starts?
i no longer like her.
"Love you 2, im at my grannys now but every1s in bed so im just chillin :) my welcome pack arrived 2day lol i dnt realy need it lol xxxx"
Too much use of lol, but to be honest she can do what the fuck she likes!
""What did you take his pen for? He loves that pen!" x"
Do you think I could get away with Bitchfragger?
for Hollyoaks? If so, then yes.
WELL interesting. festival confusion
you have a beach, OH WOE IS ME! i think where i live is the furthest away from the sea... i could have made this up.
Urmuqi, China? 1500 miles from the sea.
someone would find the actual furthest place away and expose my LIES haha well not a lie, just furthest place IN ENGLAND!
"So, living so far away, does Mrs Blackwell visit the sea often?
""I don't think I have been to the sea since 1988," she said."
hate you haha coventry(ugh i admit i live there) is practically furthest away! mrs blackwell can piss off.
"Am not! One day it may just b the 2 of us. So i must share my love with others now. U out for Laurens birthday tomorrow? x"
sender: Lee B
from my hull city supporter friend
i meant to ask for chocolate
You still wan't cuntlick with that?
I'll use this lisp to my advantage.
hehe kisses stefan"
from My Friend Stefan.
I'M NOT BUSY. I'M JUST SITTING AT HOME AND CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO GO OUT oops caps etc.
you've made me blush.
I thought you were going to say "I THOT YOU WOZ A BOY LOL" or something!
having a meal with my fave girly tonight....love you and miss you. Please come and see me tomorrow i need you. love you XXXXX
I'm sat in the park, everyone else is playing frisbee, but it's too hot for that. I'd love to go to bed, but I hate sleeping alone! XXX'
no i have to work tomorrow which is a shame cos the lineup looks better. i did hear bad things about the weather though. pack a mac. thankyou for nice words xx
I miss paint...haven't been sleeping well so slept in and woke up 45 minutes before i was due to start work...missing ur arms xxx
"they cast ramona flowers. good actress. the cheerleader from death proof.'
short. to the point. informative. involves scott pilgrim. my favourite kind of text.
Ramona's not Asian though, is she? Do they mean Knives?
Death Proof not Death Note, ignore me! God, I'm so excited about that film.
my mam said she'd hit me if i didn't get off the laptop and i didn't want to risk it cos she was in a right strop lmao... i'll let you know about tomorrow though, probs be late afternoon x"
i don't see whats funny about their mam hitting them though. OHWELLS.
Oh my! I expect you to have an endless chain of sexing frogs the next time we meet. Show me how to make them?
"babe please take care of urself. if u cant get to manchester then try and get a room, i know its gutting but dont sleep outside. call me if and when you can x"
haha, i forgot about that
"Johnny foreigner are a lot like bloc party i think i quite like them. tho my mp3 player has died. sad."
trying to educate friends in music backfires sometimes
'Lovely to see you dalin'. Let me know whenever you want to come out for a drink x'
Just got another "its a great shower" My ex has just moved in my neighborhood like yesterday- and we are being very civilized.
"Stop showing off your cute little feet when your over..I'll end up coming in my jeans x".
your ex wrote you that? hah
I don't know where this is heading?
like a drum solo.
"hullo! slight chance i might miss a connecting bus and get stuck in haslemere at about 4.10 for an hour. either of you about if i need company? x"
i love people who text me expecting replies.
'yeah. haven't brought anything back since we moved it i'm afraid. just looking at the emails. anything i can do?"
'i want to sleep with christian bale. Pump.'
hungover for shit eating a slabcake and coffee. Shitting my pants about getting the mattress on the car, but at least the new diet is underway.
If you're going to X's gig at cafe oto - drinks at mine first. Corner of Y road and Z. Just off Dalston Lane
but it was off this girl who thinks I want her and its along the lines of:
"Hiya I'm going to Manchester with *boy we both know* tonight to watch his band. Should be good. What you up to?"
We're not in one of those 'what you up to' states of friendship though, so I LOLed when I got it. Bless her.