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Dilemma...

Anschul [Edit] [Delete] 25 replies 14:56, 18 August '05
so, I'm waiting for this DHL package (it will be delivered between 9.30am and 5pm - they tell me - yeah, thanks)
and I'm about to light up my last cigarette.

So - in about ten minutes I'll be needing to run to the corner shop for some more fags but i know, I KNOW, that the DHL guy/gal will come and go in the 5minutes I leave the house and I'll miss my package.

what should I do?
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  • Re: Dilemma...

    Quit smoking! ;-)
    Or you could phone the corner shop and ask someone to deliver. Explain the enormity of the situation.
    tom_from_sparks | 18 Aug '05, 14:58 | X
    • Re: Dilemma...

      I could - but my swedish isn't up to explaining such enormity

      not sure about the quiting smoking thing tho
      Anschul @tom_from_sparks | 18 Aug '05, 15:06 | X
  • Re: Dilemma...

    Fuck that. Tell us Sadpunk's real name!!
    thewarn | 18 Aug '05, 14:58 | X
    • Re: Dilemma...

      that wont cut it with these busy delivery people - I have to wait maybe 8 hours but a 5 second window is all they require to snub me

      and I believe sadpunk's name has already been revealed...
      Anschul @hollywood_freak | 18 Aug '05, 15:04 | X
      • Re: Dilemma...

        just smoke whatever you can find ....
        JacobJones @Anschul | 18 Aug '05, 15:05 | X
        • Re: Dilemma...

          Set up a mantrap.
          thewarn @JacobJones | 18 Aug '05, 15:06 | X
          • Re: Dilemma...

            what if it's a woman?
            Anschul @thewarn | 18 Aug '05, 15:07 | X
            • Re: Dilemma...

              Even better
              marilyninthesky @Anschul | 18 Aug '05, 15:11 | X
              • Re: Dilemma...

                Exactly. You hunt women after all...
                thewarn @marilyninthesky | 18 Aug '05, 15:12 | X
              • Re: Dilemma...

                it would be great - especially if she arrived within the next 5 minutes and had some marlboro on her
                Anschul @marilyninthesky | 18 Aug '05, 15:13 | X
              • Re: Dilemma...

                You could film the whole event and call it 'Hunter'. Fab.
                marilyninthesky @hollywood_freak | 18 Aug '05, 15:15 | X
                • Re: Dilemma...

                  There's a big demand for these kinda films.
                  marilyninthesky @marilyninthesky | 18 Aug '05, 15:16 | X
                • Re: Dilemma...

                  it works for me!
                  Anschul @marilyninthesky | 18 Aug '05, 15:17 | X
              • Re: Dilemma...

                Notes that say "Back in 5" get on my wick. When the fuck did you write it? Are we at the beginning, middle or end of these 5 minutes? I take it you mean minutes, rather than hours? Or days?

                Stick to the facts, that's what I say
                Judge_B @hollywood_freak | 18 Aug '05, 15:13 | X
                • Re: Dilemma...

                  When I was in Ireland on holiday a few years ago we went to get some food in this lovely little cafe, only to be greeted by the sign "Too nice to work, gone fishing!"
                  monpot @Judge_B | 18 Aug '05, 15:16 | X
                  • Re: Dilemma...

                    I'm too nice to work. But somehow, I do!
                    thewarn @monpot | 18 Aug '05, 15:17 | X
                    • Re: Dilemma...

                      Pah!
                      tom_from_sparks @thewarn | 18 Aug '05, 15:18 | X
              • Re: Dilemma...

                OK - so ask-the-audience killed some time but failed to provide the million dollar answer

                I think I'm gonna try phone-a-friend!
                Anschul | 18 Aug '05, 15:19 | X
                • Re: Dilemma...

                  ...and get them to buy some cigarettes for you and bring them over.

                  I told you I was nice TFS. Go Pah yourself.
                  thewarn @Anschul | 18 Aug '05, 15:19 | X
                  • Re: Dilemma...

                    "...and get them to buy some cigarettes for you and bring them over."

                    yes - that was the general idea

                    Anschul @thewarn | 18 Aug '05, 15:20 | X
                    • Re: Dilemma...

                      OK - so my mate came round with some fags but still no package and I HAVE to go out - bloody DHL

                      aaaaaarrarrarararrararagagahar
                      pah
                      Anschul @Anschul | 18 Aug '05, 16:26 | X
                      • Re: Dilemma...

                        finally got my package around 6.30pm

                        it's well sexy - and it even has a DIS mode!

                        I kid you not

                        DIS=Digital Image Stabiliser

                        nice

                        Anschul @Anschul | 19 Aug '05, 01:25 | X
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