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Anschul [Edit] [Delete] 25 replies 14:56, 18 August '05

so, I'm waiting for this DHL package (it will be delivered between 9.30am and 5pm - they tell me - yeah, thanks)
and I'm about to light up my last cigarette.

So - in about ten minutes I'll be needing to run to the corner shop for some more fags but i know, I KNOW, that the DHL guy/gal will come and go in the 5minutes I leave the house and I'll miss my package.

what should I do?

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Quit smoking! ;-)
Or you could phone the corner shop and ask someone to deliver. Explain the enormity of the situation.

tom_from_sparks | 18 Aug '05, 14:58 | X
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  I could - but my swedish isn't up to explaining such enormity
  
  not sure about the quiting smoking thing tho
  
  Anschul @tom_from_sparks | 18 Aug '05, 15:06 | X
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Fuck that. Tell us Sadpunk's real name!!

thewarn | 18 Aug '05, 14:58 | X
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  that wont cut it with these busy delivery people - I have to wait maybe 8 hours but a 5 second window is all they require to snub me
  
  and I believe sadpunk's name has already been revealed...
  
  Anschul @hollywood_freak | 18 Aug '05, 15:04 | X
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    just smoke whatever you can find ....
    
    JacobJones @Anschul | 18 Aug '05, 15:05 | X
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      Set up a mantrap.
      
      thewarn @JacobJones | 18 Aug '05, 15:06 | X
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        what if it's a woman?
        
        Anschul @thewarn | 18 Aug '05, 15:07 | X
        
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        Even better
        
        marilyninthesky @Anschul | 18 Aug '05, 15:11 | X
        
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        Exactly. You hunt women after all...
        
        thewarn @marilyninthesky | 18 Aug '05, 15:12 | X
        
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        it would be great - especially if she arrived within the next 5 minutes and had some marlboro on her
        
        Anschul @marilyninthesky | 18 Aug '05, 15:13 | X
        
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        You could film the whole event and call it 'Hunter'. Fab.
        
        marilyninthesky @hollywood_freak | 18 Aug '05, 15:15 | X
        
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        There's a big demand for these kinda films.
        
        marilyninthesky @marilyninthesky | 18 Aug '05, 15:16 | X
        
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        it works for me!
        
        Anschul @marilyninthesky | 18 Aug '05, 15:17 | X
        
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        Notes that say "Back in 5" get on my wick. When the fuck did you write it? Are we at the beginning, middle or end of these 5 minutes? I take it you mean minutes, rather than hours? Or days?
        
        Stick to the facts, that's what I say
        
        Judge_B @hollywood_freak | 18 Aug '05, 15:13 | X
        
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        When I was in Ireland on holiday a few years ago we went to get some food in this lovely little cafe, only to be greeted by the sign "Too nice to work, gone fishing!"
        
        monpot @Judge_B | 18 Aug '05, 15:16 | X
        
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        I'm too nice to work. But somehow, I do!
        
        thewarn @monpot | 18 Aug '05, 15:17 | X
        
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        Pah!
        
        tom_from_sparks @thewarn | 18 Aug '05, 15:18 | X
        
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        OK - so ask-the-audience killed some time but failed to provide the million dollar answer
        
        I think I'm gonna try phone-a-friend!
        
        Anschul | 18 Aug '05, 15:19 | X
        
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        ...and get them to buy some cigarettes for you and bring them over.
        
        I told you I was nice TFS. Go Pah yourself.
        
        thewarn @Anschul | 18 Aug '05, 15:19 | X
        
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        "...and get them to buy some cigarettes for you and bring them over."
        
        yes - that was the general idea
        
        Anschul @thewarn | 18 Aug '05, 15:20 | X
        
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        OK - so my mate came round with some fags but still no package and I HAVE to go out - bloody DHL
        
        aaaaaarrarrarararrararagagahar
        pah
        
        Anschul @Anschul | 18 Aug '05, 16:26 | X
        
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        finally got my package around 6.30pm
        
        it's well sexy - and it even has a DIS mode!
        
        I kid you not
        
        DIS=Digital Image Stabiliser
        
        nice
        
        Anschul @Anschul | 19 Aug '05, 01:25 | X

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