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... or Brad Pitt.
They'd need to airbrush them a bit to get to my standards though.
Ooh, probably a toss up between Leonardo Di Caprio and Brad Pitt?
with great hair
more to fuck with people than anything else
off the top of my head, like
We share the same air of slightly bitter thin-lippedness.
or Vincent Price
Dieter from Eldorado.
He would play me at every different distinguishable phase of my life. Eddie Murphy does not accept the existance other actors.
He's got the range.
Cate Blanchett could play me in my older years.
In my later years - James Spader
says the person i look most like is Czech footballer Pavel Nedved, so him i guess
him, britney spears and david beckham. great.
Can he do a good English accent? Yeah, he probably can.
apparently i look like him. personally i don't see it myself, but i have had strangers stop me in the street and tell me on a number of occasions.
perhaps it's something to do with that world-wide conspiracy of cunts that seem to have nothing better to do with their time than piss me off.
only he could make something interesting out of a life spent in maths and Italian accountancy - it would be released as a trilogy:
Mr Bean and the Smooth Sided Heavy Operators
Per l'Amore di Dio!
Mr Bean DiSintegrates
because she's great.