+ I have a tan
+ They have a higher class of tramp there. I saw one lot who had moved a table, chest of drawers, bed and sofa into a large bus shelter. And had flowers and the obligatory bottles of plonk and cider on the table, for refreshment. The property was excellently situated next to the bins as well.
+ I ate a Warty Venus and I liked it. Bonus points to whoever can guess what it as a mistranslation par excellence of.
- They completely have no idea how to serve boiled potatoes. They're supposed to be hot you muppets.
+ The women are incredible. 70-80% 'hit that' rate from 18-27. And about a third of those are drop dead gorgeous. They're all about 60% leg. Amazing scenes.
- I didn't talk to any women, native or foreign, because I'm too cool.
+Their traffic police are 80% female, and look like prostitutes/strippers dressed as policewomen. Miniskirts as part of a uniform, and knee high boots?!
+/-You get homemade moonshine/ 'brandy' after every meal in most restaurants.
+ Babrbequed fresh fish is the best thing ever.
+Blanka Vlasic. She can make my fosby flop any time she damn likes.
- Their buses are terrible, and play The Offspring and Crazy Town 24/7 over loudspeakers
+Family Holidays are free
-Family Holidays are with your family.