we danced around this lovely brand of cynicism in the knightmare thread so lets start it up again
ill go first
'didnt.....like...curly wurlies...werent they like...i dunno...like..y'know...sort of.........bigger and stuff. they were werent they?....im sure they were bigger'
'who remembers (insert generic kids programme that had no distinguishing features aside from its scale on the ole life-o-meter)...wasnt that..briiillliant...oh my god...soooooo good. they just dont make em like that anymore. and its so weired, i watched it the other day, and if you listen carefully, its all like, metaphors and code for smoking doobies and that. meeental. im gonna chuff a spliff and donk out to it sometime soon.'
you go. make me proud.