At the place where I used to work the 'funny' guy was called Matt and looked an awful lot like chris_is_cool. He used to use the word 'rape' a lot, for HiLaRioUs effect!! Like if his desk was a bit messy he'd stand up and say 'right, which fucker RAPED my desk' and everyone, all males, would wheeze and snort and smack their thighs in excitement of being in the presence of his cutting wit. And get this, he used to ask us if we were homo's! If the you replied yes it meant you were gay! *Snigger* and if you answered no it means you're not a human, which more often or not resulted in him calling you gay anyway! Oh that Chris!
So who's the funny guy in your office?