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Now...ask my budgerigard.
Just how did you get to be such an insufferable tool?
I was created using a popular method of conception known as 'sex,''...then I rolled out from Mummy's noon 9 months later and subsequently enrolled at Wyburns Primary School (well...5 years down the line). There, I used to partake in marathon sessions of kiss-chase and the construction of grass and violated daffodil piles during the Summer months. Once I was in big boy shorts, I went to Fitzwimarc Senior School where I helped instigate a school riot (50+ suspended) and mooched about with my best mate Louie. As a partnership, we acted as vigilante's and helped protect an innocent called Paxton (Paxtons breath smelt like discarded roast dinner). After this, college beckoned. Seevic college, that is. Which was shit (lovely tutors). I passed my Btec with a DDM...and now I'm waiting to go Portsmouth Uni.
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This is a characteristic that's never been attributed to me.
blacked up at a house party? apologies if not.
That wouldn't have stood up in court anyway.
IT ISN'T PRETTY. Bumbler, how clumsy are you on a scale of 1 to 10?
animal you've wrestled?
WILL A RABBIT SUFFICE?
Rabbits die. Watership Down highlighted that in horrendous detail.
ok, i'll win you a tortoise, and therfore be your friend, if you tell me just ONE THING...
where can i win one?
Chomp your Gold Grahams from their squashed carcass.
That would be apt. Apt and juicy.
what's your favorite song ever and why?
Because I adore the 'uncoiling of the suppressed middle-classes'' that Byrne displays in his singing style.
I read that as 'repressed' and liked it more.
Good catch, 30+
I went to school in Portsmouth....its not the best place to be :/
But now I'm not.