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there is a massive spider hiding in my bedroom
it disappeared under my bed about 15 minutes ago. i've taken the headboard off my bed and turned it over but the little fucker's not there now!
it's huge and i can't sleep in here knowing that it's roaming around free, ready to lay eggs in my ear or give me poisonous bites.
does anyone have any hints how to tease these evil bastards out of hiding?