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Do you know which "philosopher" said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of tits.
I need to put this on my wall.
Not in front of his wife.
"hows elaine, she left you yet?"
"she has left him....forgot about that"
...no, no, come over. Drinks will be on me, in me..
There’s strawberry and curry and that. Do you like curry?
My Mums one....
damn, Dolly's a badass
who doesn't appreciate what you're doing, shouts silly things."
"What sort of things?"
"You beardy twat. Pug-nosed gimp. Lard Boy. And I go 'Yeah? What have you ever done on telly? Nothing, so don't...'. Absolutely flab-ulous."
"You're the wanker mate...if anyone is, so..."
instead of excuse me.
but if he fell into a barrel full of tits, he'd come up sucking his own thumb.
First series <3
Sort of a rule.