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and look, it's on 70
Some guy on the street just tripped over the kerb and dropped his sandwich.
Stupid kerb-tripping sandwich-drop guy.
What an IDIOT. He probably drops other things as well.
Is it still there?
But you'd better hurry, there's a road sweeper approaching.
I'm on my way.
I suppose you could spill a load of rubbish on an adjacent street and shout "coo-ee! look over here".
Doesn't matter I've figured it out.
you can probably just steal it.
Is it a playstation thing? Did they used to have buttons with shapes on? Is the man in a game? Hello?
I tried pressing triangle and everything. Didn't work at all. I think he might be drunk.
I just tripped up the kerb and dropped my kebab.
for a front roll and kebab pick-up in one deft manoeuvre.
by micheal_w didn't get a single reply! That cracked me up.
did you not once wee on your hands?
or maybe it was your coat?
or did you pay £160 for an orange coat?
The sandwich is now gone. As is the man who fell over. It seems hard to believe, but people are just carrying on as if no-one dropped a sandwich at all.
I shall now pretend that this is how you speak always.
That was Je T'aime. Didn't work, did it?
on a french pun book instead of that silly coat.
That beanbag is BRILLIANT. Slightl stained, but I've got £4k of use out of it easily. EASILY.
I just cut a hole in my mattress.
I just sleep under the desk. Luckily, there are plenty of dreamcatchers in the office, so the only bloodcurdling nightmares happen when I'm awake. Like everything fucking up on print day, or the editor trying to get her mitts on me when we're all in the pub.
It can be a series 'joeymahone asleep in things'.
you'd be £3,900 in profit by now!
I'm addicted to them.
and some numbskull posts "So yeah, you got me Lucien, I am a virgin" is on 69 posts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" is on 69 posts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"? there will be a rip in the fabric of time
If there's a rip in the fabric of time, maybe I can go back to 10 o'clock this morning and start doing some work.
but I'd probably just piss about on the internet again.
Or am I just dreaming about Martyn Tannoy Face Wells' voice again?
Good morning, I'm Professor Sir Portly Gentleman, and I'm here today to talk to you about the effect of sandwiches hitting a cold, hard pavement.
that would be cool
<braces self for end of reality as we know it>
and made the thread.
I feel a bit silly now.
I've lost count of the number of times I've gotten too excited and instantly been filled with self-loathing and regret as I see it appear at the top of the page.
I just went out to stalk colonol_k, and I dropped my frozen sandwich tripping up a kerb.
It's ok though, I don't think anyone noticed
that was lucky
All you'd have to do is sit in my office and watch me. Fancy it?