no, good. and you would be right to react in that way. dream bores are some of the most tedious and repulsive people in the world. the rules for dreams should be, unless the person being told the dream actually appeared in said dream, then it should not be told in great detail and at great length. dreams, no matter how odd, are never really interesting to hear about
but, im bored and a big fat hypocrite and i've just this minute woken up. and its a bit music orientated...so...
i was in a victorian london house with sawdust on the floor and black and white pictures of dogs on the wall, like famous music photgraphs but in dog form (there was a doggy ian curtis smoking the fag with his trech coat and red star badge on the lapel), when laura barton pops up. i quite fancy her so i act a bit weired. but then someone tells me that i'd already gone out with her a year ago and fucked it up because i sent her a message calling her a cunting bore face. i had repressed all of this and then started wimpering at my foolishness. barton then says that she has got two tickets for chet bakers come back gig (apparantly ressurected from the dead)but im not coming with her because im a tosser. then, the actor that plays lester freamon in the wire shows up at the door. i say 'alright lester' and ask him if he can fix my phone. then he slaps me and says 'dont be a damm fool son'. at this point i start talking in a thick glasweagan accent, telling everyone 'thae can goe fuck thae selves' and then i wake up to daddy's gone on the wirless i had left playing
sorry it wansnt interesting. so let this be a lesson to you. no-one likes a dream bore ok..?...right, good.