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No reasonable offer refused. No experience necessary or references required.
when i'm within your soft soft body
If so, I'll do it.
Robert Paulson (Meatloaf). I'm just like him...
you need a new market
when do i start?
what are my hours?
first come first serve
or should I say, ROB
If so, you could be in.
I'm already chasing pony-tailed girls down alleyways, so it's a step down really.
ain't all it's cracked up to be. What happens next?
fish fingers for tea tonight
My dog shat in your pies.
and not find it entirely turgid and inane?
I reckon I qualify MUCH better than anyone else on DiS.
I was a bit sweaty after climbing a mountain.
Sending subtle signals, do you see?
wallpapered your bathroom with them!!
I used to have one on facebook, but I think one on here would be better.
has room for one more.
I'm up for it
always the stalkee, never the stalker and all. pm me your address and schedule. or am i meant to work it out myself? is that part of the job? if so i'm not doing it. nor am i doing it if you live more than 500yards away from my house.
No wonder Britain is in the grip of an obesity epidemic.
He'll do it for you.