...are what I call people with shit numberplates.

For instance: some kid I went so school was dropped off each morning in a beamer with the numberplate '3CPO'.

Other examples: people called, for instance, David Alan Smith, born in 1971, with the numberplate DS 718. Good work Dave. So very, very close.

"OOOO. This rectangle practically manages to distill my entire essence into 5 characters! I shall pin it to the front of my car! THEN I'll finally get the respect I deserve!"

Tossers.

So. If you had a personalised numberplate, what would yours be? Mine would be BOOMTWAT43