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came to take the bag from the bin in my room and there was a crisp packet placed right at the top of it with cum in.
How did the cum get there?
but the woman doesn't love the man...
and did she know?
I became well aware of how full my bin was and of the crisp packet on top, so I just left the room and went downstairs to make a cup of tea, praying that she'd leave the bin. Upon my return, the bin was empty. I want to die.
She would've at least had to push it down into the rubbish to make sure it never fell on the floor.
I doubt she'll even notice for an hour or so.
down into all the other rubbish (mainly coke cans) and being totally unaware of it's contents. I'm getting some comfort from this.
thats just sick and wrong
is this too 1992 for y'all?!
what brand of crisps was it and what flavour?
No one's done a similar joke to that yet.
"Be prepared" an' all.
A crisp packet? Really?
it's not like she'll say anything to you.
but then there's always be the chance she might....
you're 20, your mom still handles your trash, ANDDDDD you jacked into a chip bag? My vote for thread of the year nominee. Good work, master tugger