So a month or so ago I was in a takeaway place in Chorlton, and just as we were ordering a small police car parked up outside. Out of it came 4 hulking great coppers, who proceeded to walk into the takeaway and (cutting the queue) order 4 'usuals', which turned out to be some of the biggest kebabs I've ever seen in my life.

They then piled back into their hatchback squad car with their food, and set off with the siren & lights on.

Have you seen anything that ticks pretty much every clíche box recently?