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Obviously as I'm replying. Mainly because I'm off for a few days and I'm bored of sleeping because I did so much of it today!
I come from long line of great thinkers such as my grandfather who would reply to being asked if he wanted a cup of tea: "Not necessarily" or my father who always claims that things "fit like a stocking on a chickens lip".
was brilliant. Daniel Kitson hugged me during it which can only be full of win. Sadly the rest of the people I was with weren't quite as keen as me so despite wandering off on my own a lot I didn't see as much as I wanted. I possibly shouldn't have wasted that afternoon standing on Princes Street looking for teenage girls who might need a Kinder Bueno. Dukebox also sent me a PM just after I left that I didn't find asking me if I I fancied meeting up which could only have made it 300% more amazing. However it has no crazy golf which instantly loses points in my book. I swear there was one in Princes Street Gardens when I was little. Was it a beautiful dream?
you could have had the added bonus of a weirdo from the internet who you could argue with about confectionary. You really are wasting it all. Seeing as you are there for the whole time, I'd just go and see loads of the free afternoon shows and if you like anyone in particular go and see that.
Also have you ever been to a Filling Station? It was really really awful. It even beat the entirely rubbish veggie haggis baguette I was served in a pub.
The Burgh (as I will forever call it) really does need a crazy golf course. There is a perfect space outside the Scottish Parliament and I really think it could set off the place rather nicely.
but being the only veggie in the group of people I was with I only got to go to one. Susie's Diner? It was a bit school dinners in style but the food was nice and the people in there were pretty friendly.
I'll be sure to shove sweet stuff at you next time I'm about. Have a good night.
and yes, yes we do.
Why cant we talk about extra limbs and the pursuit thereof
about what I'm going to eat that I'm consistently failing to do it. I was going to get up early and do stuff tomorrow but I guess watching the cricket in my underpants will have to do.
i've just had a horrible feeling that the milk in my tea was off and i can't enjoy this muffin :(
That would count as dinner if I have ginger snap with it right?
not for that long though.
maybe have a few ginger snaps
due to the bank holiday, I have sod all food so I may be reduced to pasta and baked beans. I did eat the remainder of a vegetable byrani I cooked yesterday for breakfast so surely that balances it out somehow.
get some toast for those beans
put some salt on the pasta
Nought else? I may see if we have any even vagely appropriate packet sauces.....peppercorn and frozen mixed veg? I think I might just have an apple and a hearty breakfast.
to stop that mix.
i began hiccuping as soon as i read that and i haven't stopped yet.
i think i blame you
but sadly my powers only extend to mildly inconvenient ailments. Watch out or next time I may inflict you with a slight urge to fidget with your left ear.
is a why really needed?
But I should start falling by 6.2%
Because.... actually, I dont know why.
because it's only 2am
2am is practically still daytime
You and your Mum are smashing the system. I bet you've got the stereo on volume siiiiiiiix, maaaan.
she's gone to bed now, not as hardcore as me obvs
make sure you stretch your foot and if it persists, try soaking it in the bath. that helps.
I'm flat footed, so I get this build up of calcium between the bones in my feet.
It was one of them meloncholic, early-hours baths you used to be bathed in when you pissed the bed as a tot. There an inch thick and tepid......like festering in stale, grease-pan fluid.
move it from the cramping position and having it elevated usually helps a bit too. Also soaking it in warm water.
You need more salt i.e. sodium in your diet.
Na acts as a important cofactor in the relaxation of muscle and subsequent resensitization of muscle.
You can also physically desensitize and relaxt the muscle by squeezing it so it recoils. You should squeeze it longitudinall so as to affect the majority of tendons and their natural direction of growth.
ever had foot cramp during sex?
because i'm drinking gin and revisiting Disintegration. What an unbelievably mindblowingly brilliant diamond of an album. big wow.
i'm quite jealous.
i'm mixing it with 7up.
it's port and wkd.
I feel like the victim of fraud.
because im baffled
u added me.... u havent spoken to me
i'm up because i can't sleep before 4.
i pick you.
...what happens now?
*Yawn* *Yawn* *Yawn*
Just got in & I'm very tired...
you get to keep me for a full week
or shove me under your bed.
then fine, you can stay under my bed.
i'll suppress my urges.
that's fine, but not too much mind!
so, what are you gonna do with me for a week?
then plan out the week or summat.
but i'm not planning, YOU'VE got to entertain me for a week.
i did pick you. i dunno, we could go to a park?
i love parks. as long as they have swings and stuff.
it's not a park without!
a rubbish park you had in mind.
anyway, this sounds like the best week of my life.
that's quite depressing.
stop bringing me down, dude.
think of the swings.
i'm the king of the swingers...
i'm a completely innocent person after all.
lets be bestest fwends.
not after the last time i became special friends with someone off the interwebs :(
whatever you fancy
and you suddenly appear. How suspicious.
infact, he knows EVERYTHING about you.
that essentially means he's an upgraded me. Do you do some sort of exchange scheme?
it is almost as if he has access to some sort of database which contains information about me. For his next trick he'll tell me my age and what out of ten I'd give Belle and Sebastian.
saving those Peruvian children, inventing castanets and all whilst having a receding hairline.
admittedly they are no maracas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXz0GFTOKpA but still they are the kings of clam shell designed percussion.
this is is DiS after all. They'd prefer the earlier model anyway.