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would would be the first 5 things you'd do?
and a wee.
IT USED TO BE ON AFTER THE SIMPSONS, ALRIGHT?
p.s the guy on it just played with his new boobs a bit.
became colonel Mitchell in series 9 and 10 of stargate.
'oh my god, my dream come true!'
i wish i were a girl
it's not far down my list (JOKE I DONT HAVE A LIST)
i would get off from running around the streets naked.
i realised i'd probs look exactly like my brother, so i'd do the running around naked thing, SO IT LOOKED LIKE HIM, lulz
what your brothers penis looks like! eurgh!
anyway i wouldn't, cos i would be my, but my face would just look like him. like it already does. yeah.
back on the boat where they came from.
i get a joke you made. I GET A JOKE YOU MADE.
-give birth to a child
Then I'd end it all. I'd hate to be a girl so much.
I hear it's magic
always get that mixed up
oh god. the thought... is just.... eurgh
they're probably better biologically designed to cope with it?
without modern medicine the number of women dying from childbirth would be stupidly high.
but here is probably not the place
2.shake my ass
3.become a nuddist
4.walk into a mosque,and casualy kick the imam in the nuts.then slowly walk out,singing "my lumps,my lovely lady lumps"
5.see what sex feels like for a girl
go pulling girls.
Long term I would start a band to aid the pulling girls. And get a job involving physical labour somehow as they pay pretty well.
just to know what it feels like
you do NOT want to know what it feels like
"must not be late for work"
"this is well gay. just my luck"
"i wonder much it costs to heat this pile of bricks?"
apart from the bug one. you crazy literate scottish types, you
this reminds me of a thread i wanted to make
she had a brain and it lived in her head
she used her brain to think of things that she didnt have
she thinks of cars and she thinks of fancy dresses and she thinks of big houses and she thinks of cars
Wait, does your concept rely on the knowledge that you changed simply anatomically, or is there a physiological change aswell. Because that would change everything.
I.e if you were still physiologically a male, you would just grab yer boobs and chuckle for a good half an hour.
2. touch myself.
Point two sounds so insanely peverse.
and then laugh at his penis, thus forever scaring his ego when it comes to women.
sadly i don't have a worst enemy :(
is not easy.
but men are definitely easier than women.
i guess if you're targeting shy, retiring types (most indie people) it's going to be a bit harder.
don't say 'ohh i like mixing philadelphia with mash potato'
'i love fool and horses'
i don't want hear it
'i love Punch magazine!'
'i've never shoplifted'
i'm getting seduced!
remove shirt. man seduced.
It doesn't work, but that's not the point here!
male looking body
yeah i would assume so
Wonder what I was going to wear.
Look in the mirror a bit.
Bite my nails.
Post a thread on DiS.
has anyone red "i, lucifer" by glenn duncan? it's about the devil taking on human form and the bit where he discovered masturbation is brilliant :)
the bit when they eat macaroni? amazing
6) come round and play with boobies! :)
i was tempted to write "go to local gym. head to shower" but felt it would be unbecoming. good for you!
classic ho fo.
2) Jiggle in new, exciting ways.
I'd probably do the same as I normally do. But people would call me a trannie instead of just a regular girl and I might get away with being a bit more outragious.