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Have you, or do you ever intend to, wank it to Russell Brand?
i don't really do that to celebrities. makes me feel queasy when i see them again. i think i had a dream about him once though.
At a stretch, Dec from Ant and Dec, covered in baking grease.
will always haunt me. Like a failed shark prop from the first Jaws movie.
this is the first thing I'll do
FUCK YOU MAN
that is all