how worse are our ceremonies gonna be?
China's were both amazing. That's because:
1) they probably trained the performers with whips and starvation, hence the huge discipline
2) they made it all about China. They were celebrating their own past, and leaving out the bad bits, which is fair.
Ours is going to absolutely reek.
Its going to have ballet dancers and men in underpants swinging on suspended ropes.
Its main focus is going to be our country's cultural diversity, and so its just going to be a general wishwash of little bits of everything. They won't make it very British because everyone hates our history.
Then there's the fact we have no money.
Then there's the logo.
How will it be anything other than disastrous?
We should let Russia do it. To 'ease tensions' and save ourselves from international humiliation.