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"Mr. Softie" Lolz
our old one used to ask if i had a boyfriend, now i'm thinking he might of spermed in my 99er
In my area, ice cream men have "patches", infirnging onto another ice cream mans patch causes patch warz. My friends uncle did it accidently, and someone slashed his vans tyres.
Also, in islington I always see this ice cream van that says "frosh ice cream".
i seen was selling 'diet cock' i did lolz.
Ooooooo...hump my trousers.
Dont beat yourself up about it. Sure, you swung and you missed, but if you didnt swing at all, you might not have that disease in your pants :D