it is trying to 'correct me' into use of commas which is downright retarded and changes phrases to things i don't actually mean. and you only get the 'ignore once' button and as soon as you press return then what do you know? the little condescending green squiggle returns. now, obviously i want to have grammar checks on in case i do make a stupid mistake - yes, it can happen - but i don't need some prick of a computer programme telling me i'm wrong when i'm right!

i realise this is man marries goat, but i need to vent. ok? happy now?