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out of you and the person nearest you right now...

Smee [Edit] [Delete] 70 replies 15:35, 22 August '08

who would win in a fight?

Im sitting opposite a girl, and even though she is on the larger side, I reckon I'd still take her down, no trouble.

how about you?

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The guy sat next to me is a big guy

I think he'd win.

sadpunk | 22 Aug '08, 15:36 | X
my sister

i could definately beat her up

too_black_too_strong | 22 Aug '08, 15:36 | X
Have two girls next to me

and i reckon i might get through, one way or another

billbillbill | 22 Aug '08, 15:36 | X
My Dad

My Dad.

shrewbie | 22 Aug '08, 15:37 | X
- ^ this
  
  whiterussian @shrewbie | 22 Aug '08, 16:18 | X
my brother.

Nestor | 22 Aug '08, 15:37 | X
a chair?!

fuck me he sounds like a brutus, don't take him on

Smee @cat-g | 22 Aug '08, 15:41 | X
- I could take anyone in my room right now.
  
  I have seven women and a very weedy man.
  
  Although I'm largely unproven.
  
  Balonz | 22 Aug '08, 15:41 | X
  - ...
    
    time to earn your stripes soldier!
    
    Smee @Balonz | 22 Aug '08, 15:42 | X
    - I'm going to lure
      
      them out of the room one by one and then smash their faces in!
      
      I might even save the two weakest until last and take them both on.
      
      One of the women plays hockey and so is probably a lesbian - I better fight her first.
      
      Balonz @Smee | 22 Aug '08, 15:44 | X
      - thats a good plan
        
        tell the lesbo she cant use her hockey stick tho - she can keep her sordid habits to herself
        
        Smee @Balonz | 22 Aug '08, 15:50 | X
        
        I lost my first bout.
        
        Damn lesbians.
        
        Balonz @Smee | 22 Aug '08, 16:12 | X
- i have no idea who is nearest to me
  
  i am alone in the house, apart from a rabbit and a rat. i would beat them both up though.
  
  klaire | 22 Aug '08, 15:44 | X
  - do it
    
    Smee @klaire | 22 Aug '08, 15:49 | X
- Three little girls
  
  = me.
  The massive saffer who sits opposite me has gone home.
  
  MirriLondon | 22 Aug '08, 15:56 | X
- I could definitely waste the girl sitting besi...
  
  Hang on.....Chuck Norris just came over and borrowed my pencil sharpener.....
  
  Aaaaaaaanndd.....hang on.....like I was saying, I could definitely waste the girl beside me
  
  Lucien | 22 Aug '08, 16:09 | X
  - teehee
    
    Chuck Norris has a 'pencil sharpener'
    
    thewarn @Lucien | 22 Aug '08, 16:10 | X
    - no he doesn't
      
      that was thw whole point
      
      Smee @thewarn | 22 Aug '08, 16:12 | X
      - Oh right.
        
        Now I understand a fraction more about human interaction.
        
        thewarn @Smee | 22 Aug '08, 16:13 | X
        
        POINT!
        
        Smee @thewarn | 22 Aug '08, 16:22 | X
        
        I'd like to retract my previous
        
        statement
        
        thewarn @Smee | 22 Aug '08, 16:23 | X
    - *pencil dick
      
      meths @thewarn | 22 Aug '08, 16:13 | X
      - "IT'S ME!"
        
        thewarn @meths | 22 Aug '08, 16:13 | X
    - CHUCK! CHUUUCK!
      
      THERE'S A GUY HERE TAKING THE PISS OUT OF YOU ON THE INTERNET...
      
      YEAH, CAMBRIDGE...
      
      ABOUT 45 MINUTES FROM KINGS CROSS I RECKON....
      
      Lucien @thewarn | 22 Aug '08, 16:14 | X
      - Tell tale.
        
        I'm sitting next to a girl from Dunedine. She hadn't heard of the Clean :(
        
        I reckon I could deck her.
        
        thewarn @Lucien | 22 Aug '08, 16:16 | X
        
        She hasn't heard of The Clean?
        
        I think you should deck her
        
        Lucien @thewarn | 22 Aug '08, 16:17 | X
        
        I think you're right.
        
        Tell Chuck though, just in case.
        
        thewarn @Lucien | 22 Aug '08, 16:18 | X
        
        Chuck's gone, mate
        
        And he must be pissed, cos he left his Pret spicy falafel wrap sitting steaming away on his desk. Didn't even wipe the mozzarella bits from his beard...
        
        Lucien @thewarn | 22 Aug '08, 16:22 | X
        
        And, to be really funny
        
        say 'TALLY HO' just as you wind up your first punch
        
        Lucien @Lucien | 22 Aug '08, 16:19 | X
        
        My BIG SOFT PUNCH?
        
        thewarn @Lucien | 22 Aug '08, 16:21 | X
- Jacob Jones goes to the gym?
  
  thewarn @hollywood_freak | 22 Aug '08, 16:12 | X
  - *gymkhana
    
    Lucien @thewarn | 22 Aug '08, 16:16 | X
  - a pregnant lady
    
    easy.
    
    meths | 22 Aug '08, 16:12 | X
    - Evidently.
      
      OOOOOOO
      
      thewarn @meths | 22 Aug '08, 16:13 | X
      - WOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA
        
        meths @thewarn | 22 Aug '08, 16:14 | X
        
        what u doin tonight?
        
        Smee @meths | 22 Aug '08, 16:21 | X
        
        no current plans
        
        meths @Smee | 22 Aug '08, 16:30 | X
  - My boss.
    
    Probably not, he cycles to work and is probably quite fit and stuff. Also, I'm pathetic.
    
    homesick_alien | 22 Aug '08, 16:13 | X
  - My flatmate
    
    he could totally take me...he does weights and takes supplements and shit...i'm a scrawny indie kid...
    
    heartlessromantic | 22 Aug '08, 16:16 | X
  - a small child
    
    him because I'm a wuss and would be too scared to hit him.
    
    jazzz | 22 Aug '08, 16:19 | X
    - Vigorous shaking
      
      should see you through.
      
      Balonz @jazzz | 22 Aug '08, 16:23 | X
  - Hmm
    
    I'm home alone right now but my girlfriend just left and I could deck her if needs be.
    
    commandercool | 22 Aug '08, 16:22 | X
    - Catch up to her and beat her up
      
      Lucien @commandercool | 22 Aug '08, 16:23 | X
      - I would
        
        but she's on her bike.
        
        She's due back in an hour and a half though, I'll kick her head in then.
        
        commandercool @Lucien | 22 Aug '08, 16:34 | X
        
        Smash up her bike when you've finished
        
        Lucien @commandercool | 22 Aug '08, 16:40 | X
        
        I'll throw it down the stairs
        
        just for you ;)
        
        commandercool @Lucien | 22 Aug '08, 16:41 | X
        
        Set fire to the stairs once it's done
        
        Lucien @commandercool | 22 Aug '08, 16:42 | X
        
        And then ingest the cinders
        
        thewarn @Lucien | 22 Aug '08, 16:42 | X
        
        thewarn do you like to ingest the cinders
        
        Lucien @thewarn | 22 Aug '08, 16:43 | X
        
        Meh, it's not as much fun as it looks
        
        Lucien @Lucien | 22 Aug '08, 16:43 | X
        
        lucein are you as much fun as you look
        
        ...
        
        No, it doesn't work when anyone else does it. Good.
        
        thewarn @Lucien | 22 Aug '08, 16:47 | X
        
        Will do
        
        and then I'll shit the results on her tits.
        
        commandercool @thewarn | 22 Aug '08, 16:46 | X
        
        You should try and get the
        
        exam result delivery contract.
        
        thewarn @commandercool | 22 Aug '08, 16:47 | X
        
        Unlucky, you got 3 D's
        
        *pisses in eyes*
        
        commandercool @thewarn | 22 Aug '08, 16:51 | X
        
        The 3Ds?
        
        That reminds me - thewarn, have you manhandled that Dunedin philistine yet?
        
        Lucien @commandercool | 22 Aug '08, 16:55 | X
  - Guy at the desk opposite is 6ft 6
    
    but for some reason I feel confident
    
    84joe | 22 Aug '08, 16:22 | X
  - i'm sat with 2 women who get me to lift anything remotely heavy
    
    if it needs lifting. i could take em. but i know full well they'd go for the balls from the off, and if they got hold of the big stick we use to open the windows at the top i'd be screwed. i've got scissors though.
    
    onearmedjizzer | 22 Aug '08, 16:24 | X
  - Is anyone sitting next to GalacticStar3ruption?
    
    Lucien | 22 Aug '08, 16:25 | X
    - I could take the woman
      
      but the other guy works out and is taller. But I have the element of surprise...
      
      Silentcommand @Lucien | 22 Aug '08, 16:42 | X

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