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It's Friday afternoon! Stop being spectacularly unfunny!
You're a poo!
Can you list all the types of illegal fireworks you've set off pls.
I've just bought my mum a mirror for her birthday. I'm now starting to worry it's a pretty shit present.
HEY MUM! I'VE BOUGHT YOU A REFLECTION OF YOURSELF!
a) Does cocaine
b) Wants to watch TV whilst having a shit
c) Likes touching mirrors
the mirror could probably be positioned in such a way as to provide a reflection of the TV within line of sight of the toilet seat.
*see: Alan Partridge
You should've got her that, Warno.
into the tv room. Simple.
There used to be a dodgy firework shop in Peterborough, but that closed down.
My brother set off a massive firework to mark the start of the millenium: it went off at the wrong angle and travelled about 100 yards at about head height before exploding on my neighbours patio.
HAPPY NEW CENTURY!
and go travelling
Just don't try it with a catherine wheel.
"Mabel, it's happening! It's the apocalypse! Get into the cellar!"
My dad filled the garage with bottled water so we could live through the millenium bug. Thanks Dad!
it's making garage's watertight!
Just send me £20,000 in unmarked notes and I'll get right on it!
I was talking about you in particular?
I'm as fresh as a mayfly!
is you can see your nose, you've gone too far!
The doctor was trying to even out the bumps on my head and one thing led to another.