...but was forced to today due to the Scotmid selling out of the Indy and all the other papers being Scottish editions who's sports sections consider the SPL the only sporting competition in the world. Anyways in the advice section, an 80-year old woman had written in asking where she could purchase a dildo as she was getting a few horny urges and although she done a bit of bean-flicking, she was no expert. The advisor told her to go to Ann Summers.

In conclusion, do you think YOUR Granny masturbates?