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I'd like to see
Headers and volleys
Making a really good cup of tea
Running up stairs really quickly
Sure fire gold for team GB.
going to the goose
eating the cheapest meal at the goose.
the ethiopians'd get a one two three in...
the fastest daily mail readers all lined up with torches and the like, with gary glitter plodding along ahead like a weezing soon to be mauled hare
any 'sitting down sports' that gb could win
the worlds greatest porn stars compete under categories of duration,show,etc.
after 12 pints.
Disqualified if you wake up in Cockfosters or Penge.
It's on the shortlist, so it's possible.
the sevens was awesomwe. And I hate sevens
Although softball and baseball have been dropped, no new events will be added for 2012
The five that were in with a chance were
The game you used to play as kids, on bikes, a big square bit of tarmac, if you went out of bounds or foot touched to ground you were out.
with jumpers for goalposts.
2) Snail Dodging (Running through puddles and avoiding any snails)
3) Kissing Liam's Cock (all the volleyball team have to kiss my cock...really, really slowly)
God I hate swans.
Just to make my position clear.
dogs dancing! Like they have on Crufts and Britain's Got Talent. It's my favourite thing ever. And they already have horses dancing. And the lady who presents Crufts presents the Olympics. Therefore, it's a sport.
a sport than formula one :D
If they have those stupid horse events, then the dog ones should be there
cycling slowly round a velodrome, eying each other suspiciously and then sprinting for 100 metres.
Mainly because it could really expand the sport's profile. You could get loads of comedy teams to enter. I'd love to see a Chinese cricket team. Their line and length would be beaten (literally) into them.
But I think this is a joke about British culture, so I think we should events in Knocking Down Successful People, Binge Drinking (though Wales might ask to compete as a seperate nation on that one), Knife Crime and World Cup.
a bit further around the world, then there's half a chance. Wouldn't be much before 2020 though - doubt the IOC would feel there's enough competition in it yet.
Squash has a half decent chance at some point, as does karate and Rugby 7s.
But yeah, probably too soon still.
points cycling races that about 2 people in the world understand, then everyone can learn cricket.
I'd definately go and see Togo vs Azerbaijan at 20/20
Contestants drink four pints of beer, then they must see how far they can wee whilst staggering drunkly down an alley.
Winner is the one with the furthest wee line. Points deducted for breaks in the line.
I saw some 'youths' playing it once, it was brill. Basically, two people ride on bikes around Tescos carpark, and they fling empty trolleys at each other, trying to knock the other one off their bike.
running through the village with a burning hay bale held aloft,
drink 12 pints then do a sick.
Bulldog and kabaddi both need to be in.
All you need is to close off a street with a good sized curb give them a football and you've got a more skilful game than most others in the Olympics. What a game.