I would like to take this opportunity to answer your question.
And no, I don't mean your relentless attempts at asking me to meat you.
I am obviously referring to the one about my shoes. They are from a shop called Niku Morganti and cost me £60. Yep, a bargain, I know.
Oh and as for me and Yesiama, well, see, I'm dating an older man, not a younger duck.