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best ways to kill. Please post below
squish... job done
paper and glass trick and chuck em outside
that bastard was too swift for me
matchstick with a bit of string holding up a glass with a bit of cheese (cheese?) underneath it trick.
or people's elbow.
this ain't cock fighting (as in male chickens before the innuendo crew run riot..)
and get the pest control people to put down traps or poison or whatever it is they use for cockroaches
put Jeff Goldblum in one and the cockroach in the other.
Turn it on
Dessicate that bastard
I also need to construct a roach proof barricade for where that fuckers getting in
You need to be wary, human-roach relations are at an all time low. You dont wanna start a war you cant finish.
and I intend to win. At all costs
Thats me placated. If you need any resources/ funding for this mad war, ill be there.
and arsnenic. That should give them a surprise
Ah the old *im commiting suicide and thus surrendering double cross*. Whilst they line up and await your supposed "death", you roman candle their asses.
those primitive warbots could never prempt that one
with a pair of compasses or a large needle or similar
roach-darts. This could work...
Dales Dead Bugs.