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My mum's one....
a fine, fine programm.
and can stare at our boobs ALL DAY
Now you do not punish a girl, Dutch or otherwise, for having big boobs.
If anything they should be rewarded.
Welcome to Alcoholics Anonymous! No - purely social. I know someone who is an alchoholic and it is no laughing matter - particularly for his wife. And she's got alopecia. So... not a happy homelife.
Gareth: "All farmers have wives."
Tim: "This one doesn't, he's gay."
Gareth: "Well, then, he shouldn't be allowed near animals should he?"
the way it wobbles
David: This is Sanj, this guy does the best Ali G impersonation, Aiiieee. I can’t do it, go on, do it.
Sanj: I don’t, must be someone else.
David: Oh, sorry, it’s the other one-
Sanj: The other what..... Paki?
David: Ah, that’s racist.