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I've just realised that I am :(
Any other takers?
not that i'm fat, i'm very thin
the fatties have been nicely contained in Alcxxks Shed Yr Weight Tour thread
I prefer 'morbidly obese'.
then i started pumping iron
you're a babe magnet!
i might just be that
a bit, like
Im A man! of science
Even though I'm not ashamed to admit that I HEART PIES.
But I have a pot belly that makes a loud noise when I pat it.
and I'm never, ever going to be fat again.
can we have a thread for thin-ish people with wobbly man boobs?
I think I must have fallen asleep and they got wobbly over night...
now I'm just slightly overweight with a sizeable gut.
please put on one of those giant hats, paint a face on their belly, and connect me up to a webcam?
I think I'm just the right side of obese though. I'm jovially tubby, like Father Christmas.
my beer belly drives me to drink and it's all a horrible cycle of doom
14 stone of pure flab
Stop wastin nhs resauces u fat cunts