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the worlds largest cubic zirconium on his bedside table
helped him out of a car crash on the Isle of Wight.
the irony was not lost on the Isle of Wight County Press
"Michael was trapped in the car. I was in agony. I mean, Michael was in agony."
"If it wasn't for seabass's uncle, I wouldn't, I mean, Michael probably wouldn't be here today."
and he isn't even famous.
Didn't he once complain that feminism has gone too far and women are taking over?