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He's waiting for his naan
26 dollars in his hand
Unless the original was waiting for my marn.
and it's still the best joke i've ever made up
call it a 'nan' bread. I rarely leave the south though.
this is a good joke.
Just the thought of lou reed growing impatient in an indian restaurant is good enough, but then when you relate that to probably the best type of bread: you've got comedy gold right there son.
and being topped in under ten minutes.
after all popadom preach isnt really a joke, its just a pun, and it only just fits into this thread
It's just 'man' sounds like 'naan'.
Lou Reed is growing impatient at the cancer clinic.
I'm waiting for my scan.
Lou Reed's gone to get his Peugeot Bipper fixed but it's taking ages
I'm waiting for my van.
Lou Reed is lying on a sunbed.
I'm waiting for my tan.
Lou Reed blacks up.
I'm waiting for the Klan.
Lou Reed posts hundreds of blank threads on the social board.
I'm waiting for my ban.
Lou Reed has a cake in the oven.
I'm waiting for my flan.
Poppadom preach is better.
he slipped into a korma
that we knew someone who misheard Papa Don't Preach as 'Poppadom Bridge'...
May I politely inquire into the nature of your business in this vicinity, isn't it