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A guy at work came back from hols so tanned I thought he'd blacked up
or at least been on some sort of commando training. Totally scary. Has this guy not heard of skin cancer? He looks all blotchy. I reckon he'll be dead soon.
This isn't really a big deal as he has the most irritating laugh I've ever encountered. It's like Sid James' mixed with a carichature of an Eton toff braying like a donkey.