Don't worry, this is nothing serious like the mankind/kick in the balls thread or anything, it's just more whining from yours truly.
The thing today is that even my weirdest friend whom everyone (herself included, I might add) was convinced would die a virgin and who was even pretty close to trying to become a lesbian because she couldn't find a boyfriend, has now got a fucking boyfriend, and that's good for her and all. Except he's really weird, but like I said so is she, and as long as I'm not the one who has to sleep with either of them, it's all good. But that brings me back to my point, which was that EVEN THE WEIRD ONE has found someone to LOVE her and even like her enough to be nice to her and sleep with her on a regular basis and all that stuff.
And it's not that I'm really desperate for a boyfriend, believe it or not, but it has made me realise that I will be alone forever and all my friends and evryone ever is more lovable than me.