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...I'll be 19! 1 year older, 1 year moldier.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUMBLER
Happy birthday you rotting old bastard :)
Even if I have got a thin dick :P
maybe someone might give you a special present? you can get fat pumped into them, but afterwards yout penis looks like a pink bin liner someones been sick into
This sounds terrific.
It's better then looking like a slither of speckled haddock (I actually know someone whose freckly little wanger resembles exactly this).
Many happy returns.
(Except the one's about cock-rot :D)
as per me with my cousin/friend tomorrow
(Fucked up my finance and was left penniless...so me and mates tried to make birthday as depressing as possible. We also watched an Aqua concert of the TV).
Yer some boy
i can't believe you are younger than me. you carry yourself so well. that and all the old women you sleep with, eh.
Much appreciated, mate.
I'll have to face up to my responsiblities and start wearing tapioca threads next year.
Am I supposed to be doing this?
Either that, or start wearing Double-Denim and organising line-dancing at the community centre Summer Fete.
soon be an old man
I summon in a new set of double-digits by posting on a music based internet forum. I forgot what real social interaction tastes like.