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i want to scream in my colleagues' faces
one always uses the phrase "quite frankly" and the other one always says "i love you lots but.."
for example, Vicky asks me to pass the stapler, i absent mindedly hold it towards her. "Joe I love you lots but my arm is not that long!". ARRGHHH. this isnt witty, yet she thinks it is somehow.
or
me: "what are you having for lunch today?"
georgina "well i was going to sainsburys, but quite frankly the canteen is cheaper"
QUITE FRANKLY! I always feel like im being told off. she says it to everyone in all situations and preceding all statements of fact. every time i hear it i want to scream "QUITE FRANKLY!! QUITE FRANKLY!! QUITE FRANKLY!" in her face and then run out of the office waving my arms around screaming "QUITE FRANKLY!" at everyone.