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yes or no
that sounds a bit too serious
you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Got a a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Got a, got a nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for three years? Huh? Got a, got a compelling protagonist? Yeah? Got a obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Got a story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yeah, talking about that three years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off
push pineapple, shake the tree
why wouldn't you?
b. we have been made aware we (temps) arent really that wanted
c. its friday night.
d. it will probably be crap
e. its free alcohol
but then e makes up for that. Go for the booze then leave to go somewhere better
nowhere to go
well done :)
especially when combined with a, b and d.
You're not wanted, you don't like the management and there's free alcohol.
That's the perfect scenario for a great anecdote. GO!
if you're a temp that would be enough of a red rag to a bull surely. Get there, get pissed and throw up into the photocopier, chuck one into Janine from admin and leave in a blaze of glory. Or Jobloss.
Is it a freebie on the company or self funded?
You can be the moody one in the corner.
That's mood-y in the spotlight
Mooding my religion
Go for a little bit, get drunk, go somewhere else more fun.
give it Moody
are you moody for a brand new beat
I always decide not to go, get talked into it and end up having a good time.
but its friday
cane the booze.
leave. while smashing something.
I got this joke straight away!
Who wants to be pretty rich?
The worst player
Striving for gold
50 points on the dartboad!
Every second is equally as important
that was the working title of fifteen to one
Hooked on TV
15 people start but only one can win
Do we have a deal or not?
if it was about people who were addicted to fishing programmes.
but I didn't understand because Countdown doesn't have an assult course.
it's not christmas, is it?
Meths isn't coming.
I think you just want to get me alone in that barn, don't you girl?
Mike Mills and Michael Elbhick?
A single to Apandon Rebly please, my good man.
Chris Martin's new sons' name.
"I were walkin' along when I apandon Rebly Blease!"
AND RUINED ME WEEKEND.
come to brick lane with me and soph to meet our friend pip from manchester.
Oh, it is so delightful to see you again Pip! What did they do to you while you were away? You're awfully cold, Pip!
If you plant it in your garden, will a friend grow?
i keep clicking back into this thread to see if there have been any developments in this little exchange.
Ive got absolutely no idea why.
maybe im in love with one of you
There's been an awful lot of word play in this thread
BAN THESE OUTLAWS
I bet people I could down 10 shots of Tequila.
I did and then I called my supervisor a cunt and it was AS good as I had imagined it would be to do so