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steve mcclaren speaks in a dutch accent. fucking lol.
i'm afraid i'm going to have to resort to
"I thought one of them we would draw".....I'm sorry Steve.....you were Enlgish until but a few months ago I'm sure?!
the accent is embarrasing but sort of understandable, but the sentence structure makes it so cringey
I hope he doesn't stop doing it because people laugh at him :(
Lol, but its automatic to speak like an idiot to foreigners.
he's the single most stupid man in football. I'm going out on a limb and saying it.
He uses a brolly in the rain after all.
Can I wheel out the classic Mcateer stories?
when he sees Jimmy White at the bar. says to his mate, hey look there's jimmy white the snooker player. Shouts over: "hey Jimmy! One hundred and eighty!"
Jason Mcateer is applying for a credit card. looking at the form he has to fill in, he appears puzzled. "it says here 'Position in Company'. What shall I put? Cos most of the time i'm a defender but I do play a bit in Midfield.
And the best:
Jason Mcateer goes to an Italian restaurant for some dinner. The waitress is about to bring out his pizza, so asks him, "how many slices would you like us to cut it in to? 4 or 8?"
Jason says: "oh I'm not that hungry, you'd better make it 4."
he freely admits to the pizza one.
he's listened to Dutch managers and assumed that's how you're supposed to talk over there.
you smug prick Mclaren, never come back.
I don't know whether to laugh, cry or vomit.
You might die or something.
he realises that he's actually from Yorkshire.
tears going down my face :')
if they did a football Spinal Tap, this is the kind of thing they'd have in it.
I can see this being absolutely massive on the internet.
and he spends most of his day on 606 messageboards so i'm assuming he got it from there.
I love the way about 1:40 it starts shifting in and out of it. Amazing.
who feel patronised and victims of a piss take here. It is hand bitingly awful and yet fantastically hilarious at the same time.
he's trying, at least. i understand all this vitriol towards him but for christ's sake, at least he's an english manager willing to go abroad to enhance his craft (LONG WAY TO GO LOL...pillock)
maybe if more english managers did this, we'd have better, more well-rounded english managers
this is funny, but hey, i'm warming to him for trying
I would like to see a lot more English players and mangers abroad. Sadly in this case it has only really happened because his stock was so low after getting sacked as England manager it was his only chance of getting a decent job.
so utterly baffling but wonderous
to experience big games...champions league...Arsenal....at home...the emirates...
"to experiensh big gamesshh...championssh league...Arsenal....at home...the emiratesshh..."
He seems to think he is in a dutch porno circa 1979
"Do you think he put on a gruff working class accent when he went for his interview with Brian Barwick?!"
It's too much
The Steve Gullit/Goldmember pictures on here are just brilliant
I don't think I could watch it again
great deal of lol
It was only a couple of hundred yesterday.
prior to that interview. What a bellend though
"Wally with a Brolly"