Does anyone else know what I'm talking about here. It was a shit song by a band called Headcount or Headcandy from Oxford, but it had a very comedy/shit video which I have been failing to track down.
It also had some of the best lyrics ever - "Turn the bedsheets over, take a look at my clock. What's that poking my shoulder, oh my god it's my cock" - genius.
It's worthy of the bard; no actually it's better than that it's worthy of Shakespeare.