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PROPHET OF DOOM
i can't concentrate on mikey as lisa's eye make-up terrifies me!
"oh fuck me i'm so observant, i know people, yeah, yeah, i've graduated the university of life, y'all just fakers" wench?
as she just said!
i feel justified in my avoidance of it now
"I used to wear more make-up when I was younger". WHERE??
i fully endorse the mikey soaking people scenario. I wish Nicole would choke on rex's ginger pubes.
apart from mikey and lisa. which one's nicole/rex?
there's a clue there.
...That's where you and I differ. I'd happily enforce a cull on all Pokemon...and anyone like Kat.
I dont like Kat.
I like pokémon.
I don't understand anything about it
gone for 2 nights!
give it a giant cuddle then lock it in your room and never let it out
he's still in the same position :)
good pun too
that he said "you can see it in their faces" though. even though he's clearly blind
doesn't let on that he's having a good old rummage away
he's definitely blind
"Ah wiz strugglin' wae the fry-up the uther day - ah was worried ah was gonnae burn masel' coz it was all spittin' up 'n stuff. So ah asked Nicole for some help and she just stood there going 'OH MAH HAIR! MAH HAIR!' and she's the wan who's oot there aw the time, smokin' her heid aff and gettin' it all in her hair!"
when they left him to do the cooking, and then when he had to pour the icing on it he overshot and just poured it all over the floor.what were they thinking?
"LOL LET'S GET THE BLIND GUY TO DO THE COOKING LOL"
he's such a tool. did you see how he put himself up for head of house? what a prick
You're goff for life, baby
but i'm breaking the boundaries. i got told i looked like a racist this week because i looked like i was from this is england (but with hair)
i also bought a black polo shirt for like £2 at sport and soccer. it was mainly the dr martens that make me look racist. i was rocking a quiff too
and i haven't been to a hairdresser for about 2-3 years, so my fringe is very wonky and is longer than my face. how tall was your quiff?
I loved that bit too
Now he's blind AND bald.
worst housemate ever.