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"A Steve Mcqueen". I haven't asked for that in a while though.
a refund you fucker, messing up my hair.
I really shouldn't wear roll-neck jumpers and let them shave my head.
a bit choppy on top, and cut the fringe to about here"
then they do it wrong I dont say anything and go home and cry
and the complain to all my friends. then when it has partially grown back i realise she did a good job.
it looks bad for about a week and a half then it looks how you want it, where whenever it looks good straight away it is a mess by that time
or "a half an inch off the fringe and an inch off everywhere else" said in a really mumbly way.
who does my hair to caress my head and crush her wagons into my face while she's cutting my fringe. And to make my hair shorter but in the same style.
is this what that extra money gets you? They don't offer this service at the Turkish hairdresser.
Now you know why Tim & I spend that little bit extra
Then I ask him how his friend's and their kids are in Hastings and how his boyfriend is, and we talk about how we're too old to be drinking on Friday nights anymore.
discussion with my hairdresser about it which invariably results in us deciding the best thing to do is keep it as it is 'but maybe a bit shorter at the back than last time'.
I assume they know a fuckload more about hair and what looks good than I do so I leave 'em to it.
I'm a man.
says 'so what can I do?'.
I SAID, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
HELLO! UNLESS YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, CAN YOU PLEASE FUCK OFF?
WITHOUT A HAIRCUT, YOU'RE JUST A DUDE IN A CHAIR. AND THIS IS NOT THE DUDE IN A CHAIR SHOP, YOU DICKHEAD
*hairdresser attacks him with an axe. Then fucks him with an axe*
The other times I've sort of ummed and ahhed, they've made a suggestion and I've agreed to it.
"I want it short, but not... like... *bristly*. I actually want some hair there. But I don't want so much hair that it's curling up at the back. And I don't want a fringe."
You know I've had my hair cut since then. Shut up.
I usually tell him to do whatever the hell he wants. He always does a good job.
i ask for directions to Toni & Guy
I'm going to get my haircut tomorrow :(
THAT'S what it is
Barbers are for people with shit hair with no personality who think that a short back and sides is ok.
always takes a few days to adjust
"2 at the back and sides, keep the length on top"
then I grease it all up and comb it down. I look like jamie stewart now. It's cool
Something along the lines of “a trim and a tidy, put some shape on it and thin it out a bit”.
He then tries to talk to me about football, I mumble that I don’t really like football. I then sit in silence wondering why it is that the lights in every barber shop I’ve ever been to makes your face look a bit funny and tired. Then the barber asks if it’s okay without really showing me the back, so I ask him to take more off the back. Then he asks if I want any wax in it, I say no. then he charges me a tenner and I go home feeling a bit ripped off.
reflection looking back at me in the mirror. Scary stuff. Lost for words I was.
Em, can I have it sort of like, sort of really short round here, like, with a razor, you know, a number 1 or 2, a 1 yeah, no, just, just make it a 2. So a 2 round here and then like getting sort of longer up around my head so it's like, getting shorter as it goes down. Except can you leave my fringe a bit the same like but cut the top bit a bit like so it's thinner? Yeah thanks.
having your hair cut at the barber's is so passe