If i called my parents they'd kick my ass, if i called my sister she'd just call me an idiot, if i called my best mate she'd make me laugh but be of no real assistance, if i called my boyfriend he'd lecture me, and so i think i'd call...Richard Branson.
My bail money would be shrapnel to him. All i'd have to do is think of a bribe.
Who would you call? ("Ghostbusters" is too obvious an answer, comedians...)