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Does anyone else suffer from delusions of self-grandeur mixed with a healthy sprig of self-deprecation (and parsley)?
I failed to get the Sir Mixalot reference. You're a sharp dart, Jabe.
but close enough. also, you need to memorize your kitsch pervy old hip hop
loads of people had hardons.
seen the fred
And I'm perfect.
A cunt with a heaving schnoz.
...you wouldn't be posting on the internet if you were a buff piece of arse.
excellent when taken literally. LIKE ME, or something.
Also known as scatology.
i consider myself better than most people, but that says more about most people than me.
Guntrip = At the height of philosophical rationale.
...and pretended the toilet was a throne.
Because I havn't.
i'm bored though.
There isn't much to love, though.
i'm not that great. but i know it so it's alright. alevel results on thursday?
Portsmouth said I would be an 'attribute to the establishment,''.....which aint saying much - considering it's Portsmouth and all.
did i make that up? are you in halls?
It's a dockland if that's what you mean. And no, I'm in student accomodation [sic] unfortunately....I was a late in entering my Halls of Residence application.
i'm sure someone from school went to study something to do with sailing there. i have no idea how you "study" it though.
ah don't fret, you won't miss anything in halls.
apparently they like blondes.
...and my Mum bought camels in bulk. We're good for camels.
otherwise i would be tunisian now...
If I'm honest, my Mum would probably trade me in for a broken Aero.
and don't even get me started on the aero
Some people are at either end.
I'm the sort that plays 'Pomp and Circumference'' in my head every time I speak.
My one and only weakness is sobriety.