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As per Klaire's request, just uploaded this to the Drowned in Sound facebook page
when we relaunch the site later this year people will be able to see every user in order of page views, hopefully.
At least for now I can pretend girls swoon over my profile pic on a daily basis. Once this goes up I'll have nothing!
is that you're not desperate.
that seems to work
No-one'll ever guess it's me...
or people will know...
Way to destroy people's self esteem.
Diver pwns time on page
People take their time over Diver.
only 33 seconds.
if it's filthy young men looking to BEAT the clock
isn't her. They go expecting wank material, and leave disappointed.
PS Presumably the 51 seconds on Alex-In-Ciderland's page is just enough to work out it's -ander and not -andra...
considering how few girls there are, they seem to be the most popular.
I like the way fihiki storms into the top 20 even though she hardly ever posts.
by a country mile. that's horrendous. the amount of unique vs non unique is quite scary as well. i don't really look at my profile at all, which makes it worrying.
to other users, scay?
i really don't know why. i don't link to my profile on any other website. maybe it's because of how witty and intelligent my posts always are. that'll be it.
cus people goto your profile to send you notes?
is it not your homepage? that was my guess
i just do it from the last thing they've posted or check my inbox for a recent note from them.
nah i have about:blank as my homepage, can't stand homepages.
but this made me laugh...
apart from cat-g, who has an alarming amount of pageviews but not very many unique..
needs to campaign more.
don't make it a top100...
So, nazis are great.
Women should stay in the kitchen.
I have a 14" penis.
It is 7" around.
I have killer abs.
One night I meat...
C'mon, get clicking! Why is CG up there?
Nobody else has one
Not much better.
middlesbrough is awful.
is that technically newcastle still?
All smelly and covered in coal. You fuckwit.
must be the bunny pictures
With the exceptions of, say, numbers 7, 18 & 18 (and the edit page too, clearly), the most popular profiles are of the people that post the most crap? Brilliant.
I like how I'm in the top 18 and I don't really post very much, and don't have a photo on my profile. People just realise I'm a girl or something, and feel forced to click.
Is that from this year alone? So like, I get 1,100 profile views per month? And poor klaire gets nearly 3,000 a month?!?!?!?1/1?!?!?!!?!?!/!1
everyone likes where they talk about who is well hotttt and you always feature? you should just stop being so pretty, fiona. basically.
plus you had a picture not too long ago fifi.
WELL, now that I know I have an audience, I'm going to start using my profile to start spreading, um, I dunno. Just use it as a platform to broadcast my confused and very narrow agenda.
Klaire, you should start using your profile to broadcast n00dz (L)(L)(L)
to broadcast my radical political views. Obviously it won't make the same impact as if was you though... if I was you doing the equivalent I'd give the state 10 days before it completely crumbled.
why aren't you in there? you're fit!
I'm a bit of a newbie
I do get stalked though
i'll be there if anyone needs me!
that's amazing. I'm actually surprised that list isn't even more biased towards girls than it is. Klaire was a fairly predictable first place, I'm surprised at Emmi and Mirri being next but I guess they've been 'controversial' at times.
cat-g clearly has a small hardcore following, since her 'unique page views' is much smaller than everyone else's.
This is maybe the best bit of stats I've seen in ages :D
Second-top male user! YEH!
so does one need breasticles to break into this list or what?
Although on second thoughts,it'd be worse if meandthearmy was where klaire is.....
*In a hushed voice "I'm talking about paedoism"
It is more than a little creepy.
People forget that posting private stuff on DiS really is making it public to THE WHOLE WORLD GUYZ, THINK ABOUT THAT PPL, THINK ABOUT IT.
I get none of those
It's all politics anywho
what walkingwithwolves is up to is often reported on the news.
i think i'm responsible for a lot of that traffic
that he has made her famous ?
I reckon many of your profile views come from the fact that a popular DiSer by the screen name pretty vacant has the same name as you and some people would have clicked to see if it is in fact her with a new username
or something like that
I click on every profile of anyone if I'm engaging with them in a thread
I like to see what they look like/what music they like etc...
if i was part of the top-something i'd probably wet myself with pride
suicide again for me.
because i have a collage of your pictures as my desktop background.
that your super-fertility will impregnate me like you did to sophia's sister.
smoke threw a wond.
DO THE BIT! DO THE BIT! WHERE YOU GET A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL PREGNANT!
You just stormed into my top-ten users so you did
he's a gem
Its because I don't change it enough.
I should be higher than Claire. If I had a photo of my muscular chest on there, it'd be no.1.
I reckon there's about 4 boys on here who don't fancy klaire. All the homos.
People like you will say to their friends: "Do you ever visit DROWNEDinsound?"
"Err... no? Should I?"
"Yah. Its totally awesome?"
"Cool. Any hot chicks?"
"Yah, there's one called 'klaire'. Check her out. She's asked me out like, loads of times but I had to keep rejecting her."
"Yeah dude she's hot."
x 17,000 for every other youngstraightboy (apart from me).
People probably don't even see my picture. Even though its fucking brilliant.
it looks like a tiny fragment of some 80s album cover or something.
in that like you're a youngstraightboy.
keep those clicks coming
with a new artist rating. i'll be raking in the profit in no time (h)
you have all of my needs:
-sexy profile pic
-love for dan deacon
if i get a haircut, can i aspire to such greatness?
its not slowed me down
I want to be. like. at least above yes.
33373 views = celebrity, right?
Zapsta gets more profile hits than me. Zapsta! He looks like an apology in human form!
a motivational speaker/bodybuilder would say, which is the best thing.
every time someone clicks your profile, your hand gets nearer and nearer that cat.
who are all these people clicking on klaires profile?? must be a lot of lurkers
This is just a big pile of ewwww though.
The top of the pile might be 'eww' but gradually you get to the pure, filtered spring-water at the bottom!
BUY A RABBIT AND POST PHOTOS THERE
I think I'm at about 43 or 36 probably with my reel profile. And most of that is me viewing my own page to see if anyone's replied to my ..brilliant comments. Am I the only one who doesn't think the thousands are that much? Sites I've recieved a wierd amount of pageviews on despite not doing anything on them.. 2,000 something elfwood, about 5,000 faceparty, over 1,000 on da and youtube. It's just the way of the internet.
I'm always suprised if a thread happens and I get asked by name to respond or that people in general know me from here.
Almost everyone will want to climb the charts. Thus, to do so, they will seek to make their profiles and accompanying photo as interesting as possible, perhaps changing the photo frequently. Such behaviour will increase traffic on the site.
all the men could put a photo of their willy up - the ultimate chart of comparison
once i was in one of these, and the number of profile views was pretty big but the number of unique views was tiny, and i realised it's because i click on my own profile so much :'( </loser>