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i have a very wet leg
I was waiting for the bus, someone leaned against the bus stop causing it to wobble and loads of dirty gutter water to splash out over the top edge, all over my head and my shoulders.
but it didnt happen to me
There was a time, just after they’d re-paved Grainger Street and the Monument area, in which it was impossible to walk from one end of Newcastle city centre to the other without ending up with a streak of brown mud up the inside of your trouser leg.
You step on it with one leg and it squirts the other, like God and the council are in cahoots playing some stupid practical joke. Arseholes.