Would you rather have a 6 inch or a 10 inch penis?
Inspired by 'for those of you into cock'.
I am actually genuinely curious to know what people would do here - given a one-off, irreversible choice, would you go for the showier option, which could potentially lead to LESS sex due to the intimidation factor, but would mean hailing down a shower of ownage on any changing shed, or stick to the industry standard six inch member?
I think I'd stick with my derivative penis.
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the idea of having a 10 inch penis
makes me feel quite sick
*taking
* feotus and macaroni subway
10 inch
just because im used to it already.
Stick with the standard issue
My flatemate shagged a bloke the other day who had a massive cock and decided she wouldn't put herself through it again.
After all, it ain't the size of your gun, it's how many bad guys you kill with it
Amen
what if you just kill this one guy
really really hard
He blew a man's head CLEAN OFF!
Bell-issimo!
bravo : )
*not the size of the boat,
its the motion of the ocean
his phrase is better for this subject though
I'd like to try 10 inches out for a day.
See how I get on with that bad boy. Like a test drive.
I think I'd be happy enough to shrink back down to my maggot afterwards though.
I would love to try
shrinking down to ten inches for a day.
Not really, mine is small bent mishapen and grey. Like a sleeping baby mouse.
By the way
I am confused by the part about the size possibly cuasing you to have less sex? As far as I am aware, whenever I have tricked a lady back to mine I havent ever had to get it out for approval of size before proceeding.
It's a good job by the sounds of it.
It is a massive relief, yes
I dont like the idea of a lady saying "right, thoroughly enjoyed the chat up lines and the drinks you bought, and didnt even particularly mind you trying to touch me up in the pub, so I am definitely going to sleep with you now, just as soon as you have shown me your love-length and i have rubber stamped the approval forms"
Well
you might well get her on the first bounce with the element of surprise, but if she finds it to be a bit too snug for her elastic keyhole you might not be back again in a hurry
You what?
I didnt realise that you could do it with the same lady twice. I always thought that as soon as the crying started, that was it all done. I have so much to learn.
story of your life
while hanging or banging?
I'd love to be a shower not a grower
homemade in-mirror solo meatspin ahoy
ABANDON REPLY
that abandon reply came too late
far too late :)
6 inches would be fine.
The problem is the key has to fit into the keyhole and, showy though the 10-incher is, it's not gonna be a great fit in many cases.
BUT THE KEYHOLE IS ELASTIC
BUT THE KEYHOLE IS ELASTIC
is my chat up line.
Elastic stretches to a point before it becomes strained.
I'm sure the majority of women are actually more comfortable with 6 inches than 10 inches...
having a big one
is way more of a problem in the sucky sucky than the fucky fucky
I'd imagine
Regrettably I'm gonna have to bow to your superior knowledge of this subject.
While your down there...
10/10
INCHES
1''?
:D
actually i meant one ten-incher slapping onto another ten-incher
UNTIL THE END OF TIME
Show your working.
I'm making it up as I go along.
they get used to it
Hooke's Law!
...i knew A-level physics would come in handy one day...
^ he's totally right.
i think i'd run off if he got out a ten incher...
the one female voice in the thread
and she takes the 6 option
well there goes my theory
i'm not into pain.
sorry.
Ok, but
I once knew a girl who went out with a guy who was hugely endowed and she told me that after the first couple of times being a little uncomfortable she got used to it and she loved it
after they split up (about a year and a half later) and she started seeing normal sized guys again she returned to her normal size
in sum,
elastica
that's ONE girl.
it would hurt me... i know it would.
meh
lots of things hurt
sex shouldn't be one of them.
true
If you'd like to woo?
Vaseline.
^a man who knows
Justine Frischmann?
That would have been good had JP
not already made a brilliant joke along those lines. You massive swingset.
6
Boys seem to be more fussed about the size of their willies than girls (haha).
Me and friend came up with a theory though, that the prettiest men have the smallest willies.
The God of Genetics decides what people get: huge willinton and horrible exterior or lovely looks and tiny todger.
Yeah girls don't care how big their wang is
hence the (haha)
Yeah girls don't care how big their wang is
If that were true I'd expect to be bigger.
Did I just type that on a public messageboard?
THEGUYWITHNOUSERSHAME
GalacticStar3ruption's not going to let that title go without a fight
Bamos is sometimes so infinitely good.
Save the fluttering eyelids
The man clearly only has a six inch cock
only?
Shit. Mine's just hit 4.5 and I was proud.
Thanks for nothing.
Mine is average
But I've left more than one girl in a sweaty, slimey mess
Fucking hell
Are you a hottie?
(eyes)
In my youth
I think I've got a good face, but the pouch I carry round on my stomach hampers me
Shit.
What the fuck am I doing?
That (eyes) gives me a smiley on MSN whose eyebrows are going up and down in a flirty manner.
it's okay paul hawkins
(of paul hawkins and thee awkward silences), no-one here knows who you are
What? THE paul hawkins?
either
would stop me passing out whenever i got an erection
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
thanks for explaining the joke i made up there ^^
6 inch
it'll be nice to downgrade for a while/it's all about how you use it
this is also true
and that's when your willy comes in handy as a prodding stick
There's nothing funnier
than using your erect member as a 'Hello! I'm still here!' device. You don't even have to speak. Just vague shoving movements into any part of their sleeping body to let your prey know that you need a service.
"awaken, fair maiden! i've been to the pub and now i need to roger something!"
it seems to say
You're giving him too much credit with the maiden assumption
yr so sleeping on my sofa, not on my bedroom floor
lulz
walls and doors won't stop me, laura
MEGALOLZ
!!!!!!!!11!!111!
ur so manly <33333333333333
Hahahaha
HUGE
http://images01.plus613.net/1800/pus.jpg
everyones got one!
its ok father,
I'm looking at my own laptop! I won't see!
hahaha
:
http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/3794422#r3794434
I'd rather, uh, just keep the one I've got now
Is 6" really industry standard? Abandon reply...
Sounds like a monster worthy of a novel!
what's that coming over the hill?
Hey Steven
A friend gave me one of your books, Firestarter? It's shocking, your writing is so boring. Also, are you a Nazi? Regards.
As it is now...so the latter.
Science says
pretty similar
http://www.penissizedebate.com/images/doc/penis_size_preference_chart1.gif
Every guy on DiS that sees that is going to get the ruler out
i need a tape measure
wait, circumference?
that's pi*diameter, right?
is this flaccid or erect?
a friend wants to know
Do you ever put your dick in a woman when it's flaccid?
Actually don't answer that.
*something about my huuuuuuumongous wang*
This thread wins 'unexpectedly hilarious thread of the week'
6' ahoy
big time.
6' really is big time.
I pity a man whose job it is to lug that aroudn everywhere.
I mean 6 INCHES
not 6 foot.
Whups.
^lol
An advantage when playing Twister?
what is a derivative penis?
A leveraging instrument
with potentially large gains
Found it!!!!
http://www.welaf.com/resources/200611/pic/1163901384.jpg
Bet he never gets laid.
True story
My biology teacher was searching for an image of cacti for a powerpoint or something, and this is the EXACT same picture that came up. Lolz
Stack 'em
Rack 'em
Still relevant
the intimidation factor is the best part though surely!
definitely a 10"
http://www.horrorphile.net/images/the-slumber-party-massacre-movie-poster1.jpg
...
If that was the cover of a horror-porno movie, it should have the caption:
None of them gave a shit about the huge drill in his hand. It was all about the drill in his pants.
coughcoughgurthcoughcough
its all well and good having 10" but if its built like a pencil you're still getting nowhere.
:D
I lived with a guy in America who was about 7 foot tall and he told me once that ladies "love a long, thin penis".
I told everyone about his noodlewinkle :D
I almost posted a massive uneasy face here, but it looked too much like a penis.
This thread is amazing
Kudos all round.
Id love to have a massive 10 incher
id get it out all the time! hah!
I have mates who have abnormally large peni and they seem to always whack it out! I hate it though, it makes me feel like a small child at times. Never had a girl complain though out of the four that have touched it and about 3 more who have seen it!
goodnight!
"3 more who have seen it"
LOL
Did you just whip it out so that they could give it a cursory visual inspection or something?
it's actually probably more than three.
one of those drunken text messages with a picture gone wrong
you've sent girls photos of your cock?
wow.
Even better
is that those three obviously haven't gone on to touch it.
:D
this is probably my favourite reply so far
well played Chris well played
im actually nearly in tears with that reply
it's gone 4am. well done.
:D
.
is that your penus?
i'm pretty happy with what i've got thanks
wouldn't want a 6", a 10" would be fun to flop about for a day
would definitely do some hurtin' with it
Six inch: No, because then I'd lose six inches.
Ten inch: No, because then I'd lose two inches.
Spot the massive cock ^
id have a big one if i wear a boy, i know i would, i'd tie it up around my leg and wear flares to hide it, every now and then letting it loose down my trouser leg to tickle a girls legs under a table by candle light... aaah if only for a day
Would you need two hands to finish yourself off with a 10 incher? *raises eyebrows*
good question
??
you could probably get your mouth around yer own at 10", no need for hands
*covers mouth in disgust*
Would you need two hands to finish yourself off with a 10 incher?
what shocks me the most is that this thread had to be bumped before you replied
IT'S ABOUT COCK!
:D
Hahahahaha
been at work and busy innit!
+ our lovely compulsory online training the other day told me we're not allowed to post on message board forums. Grrrr.
10 inches for a day
I'd like to try it out. My cock is pretty average and does the job.
I lost my V-plates to a girl with a bucket cunt though and got pretty scared. After sleeping around a bit more I discovered that she was the one with abnormal genitalia.
Larry David hits the nail on the head!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfHqv8YAA9w
Alan!
...said Lucien to Mrs Lucien.
"10 inch, please!" said Mrs Lucien.
"Ok, I'll go get Judge_B. If you need me, I'll be downstairs watching re-runs of Metal Mickey" said Lucien.
"Heeeeeyyyyy, baby..." said Judge_B, adjusting his leather posing pouch. And so on, etc.
What's it called when you're laughing at something while simultaneously filled with murderous rage?
If it helps at all,
in actuality I have a really tiny cock
That's not what you told me.
You told me it was surprisingly long and surprisingly thin. LIke a syringe perhaps.
Now I don't know WHAT to believe.
I think you'll find I said it looked more like
http://tinyurl.com/ll2mbe
which is so safe for work, you should go and get your boss and show them in case they can't see it from where they are