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They're so sleek and composed. I think they get my vote
x A MILLION
Me and my girlfriend plan to get one when we move out, and call it Kenny Wellington
I love it
if you can't wrestle it, it's not a real dog.
if you can't wrestle it, its because it probably has your face in its mouth already
The dog didn't need any more encouragement!
The practical man about town always leaves home with a small phial of black pepper pepper mixed with oregano and an adequate amount of dog tranquiliser.
Then at an appropriate point of the evening they apply this substance to their face and then if they are bitten by a dog, said dog will fall asleep immediately.
Obviously has unfortunate rammifications if you kiss a girl that night though...
Although I love Labradors too.
are the funiest looking things ever. They rule.
All dogs are ace provided they're not one of the little yappy breeds.
they're all as stupid as each other.
p.s. a greyhound broke my friends elbow the other week.
the dog ran into her and knocked her over. pipecleaners cant run
Not only supremely quick, but also fucking hard
Therefore the greyhound can't lose points for it. Although they do say that greyhounds are one of the most loyal dogs you can get
Also, a greyhound can go from 0 to 45mph in... one second. Apparently that's fact
have you ever counted a second?
have you ever seen a greyhound?
do you know what 0-45mph means?
And he mentioned that greyhound fact. It's mentioned in here too
It says that can get up to that speed in 'three strides', and I guess that can do three strides in one second
Stop doubting my greyhound facts
The answer is either Irish Wolf Hound or Rhodeisan Ridgeback
that look like bears. but friendly.
You'd struggle to find a more vicious dog.
HE JUST WANTS TO GIVE YOU A HUG!
funnest dogs in the world
I'd get one of these and a golden retriever and they would get married.
i have one, i dont like him sometimes, but hes pretty much everything you would want in a dog.
Look like teddy bears, difficult to train, no road sense.
my gran has one and although she's very timid and highly strung (the dog, not my gran) she's also very funny, for a dog.
Much better than the horrible little Westie my gran used to have. Hated that little bastard.
And look a bit sad.
Mongrels are best, they look more unique and are generally much healthier and live longer.
I like most big dogs.
I think my Jones is the cleverest dog owned by a DiSer.
So ner ner.
why has no one said beagle?
lOOK AT THIS PICTURE
and imagine him saying:
in a slightly Roland Rat voice
We have one and he's called Dave.
but not Tigerstripe boxers, oh no
Closely followed by Labradors - so noble
a Bouvier Des Flandres (take a look on google images), and my brother has a St Bernard puppy. Both excellent choices. Boxers are good too. Dogs have to be big.
I should have said I don't like small dogs. Rather, small and yappy dogs.