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it's not easy getting blown all day :(
I just re-discovered it today. He's added some new ones!
It answers the old question "What would Jesus look like if he was bare knuckle boxing?"
IF YOU TRIP THE ALARM I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!
who the fuck is a professional jogger?!
i make no excuse for spelling
my job involves spreading his word, so I'd be well disappointed if he wasn't.
so maybe not
how the insurance salesman is getting dental treatment from the women he's selling insurance to! it's like Lost or something.
jesus has clearly been sent by the government to spy on everypne
blimey. Cor blimey.
That's the best so far! Look how happy he is to see the man in pain!
Jesus: the new Paul McKenna.
Atheists? Communists? Muslims? Buddhists? PAGANS?
i think we know the answer.
when you've noticed you've left your shoes untied in a warzone"
only turns the other cheek to pull out another can of whoop ass
"It was previously named Boggy Bayou, but the name was changed to attract more tourists."
when you go to niceville, it takes away the element of surprise
just pull over and embrace the holy spirit!"
the ability to create a universe. That's pretty awesome!
That can only lead to trouble!
do you think itd be cool to look in scully's browser history
I can't imagine there would be anything interesting in it.
you might've heard of my band - the apostles?"
performs backing vocals on the long-delayed new Guns N Roses album.."
have gone unfounded."
He pretty much spends his day roaming the streets with a shotgun, daring - DARING - Jesus to show up again by throwing sweets on the ground and then aiming up at the clouds
Does Jesus love him?
for killing popes with and call it a papal shooter
could i just say it was 'for protection'
reminiscent of 'redeem'.
Maybe you could use a Catholic Glock, made by Thurston Moore?
Or a Smith & Anglican revolver?
For close-quarter fighting with papal authority, two metal bars joined by a short chain, or Pope-chuks, are acceptable
you should make one of those and sell it next time there's a religious war
what happened to you, it? you used to be cool
<Jesus ensures Lassie is put to sleep.>
"So Lassie, think you can save people, DO YOU?"
that's just the insurance salesman again!
Figure on the right = a fascinating glimpse of what Jesus might look like if he came back today - a disappointing middle-manager with poor choice of neckwear
does jesus love medical students more?
(including my dad) so i'll be sure to let them all know about this next time i see them.
time to relax and receive the body of christ...a-fuckin'-men!
I'm confused - wasn't he from Galilee? Aren't they brown round those parts?
Anyhoo I'm not having some spectral saviour bloke haunting my classroom. At the start of every lesson I shout 'and now for the gay abortion seminar' loudly to remove his presence from the room.
My students haven't grown used to this yet though.
they get/make in the middle east. he's whiter and blonder than me in those. and i'm scandinavian.
the pictures being blonde that is.
Not you being white and blonde. That's not weird.
how much do you have?
JESUS NEEDS HIS GREEN.
Larry Van Pelt and his wife of 52+ years (Carolyn) live in Niceville, Florida. They have two daughters, one son and 15 grandchildren.
catholic ones would just be loads of drawings of jesus dying or dead
CATHOLICISM STILL RULES
with that exact haircut at the Calvin Johnson show i went to yesterday.
that in all of these Jesus looks mildly downsie, and the people he is with look like his very patient minders
present in almost all of the these pictures. That clown picture is deeply troubling.
Wow. I never thought I'd see these again. Though they all share this characteristic, the best on in my opinion is where Jesus is hanging around the old lady (a receptionist?). Her expression just says "Seriously, I'm trying to do some work - fuck off now".